As I was laying in bed last night, pondering life I came to a self-fulfilling conclusion...
After Jesus Christ, Honest Abe, and Rivers Cuomo, I am probably the coolest person to walk this earth. Here are 5 reasons why:
1. I am rediculously attractive. You try looking at me and not blushing.
2. I work at UPS and occasionally have to wear a brown suit. Brown is the new black.
3. I play the bass guitar. I know that the bass is often referred to as the musical instrument for musicians who cant play musical instruments. I say, if that is true, then I am absolutely the most attractive musician who cant play a musical intrument.
4. My son is named after one of the greatest music artists of all time. Beck Alan Botkin.
And finally...
5. I had a hard enough time coming up with four things so I am definitely out of things to love about me.
And if you really thought that I was vein and arrogant enough to post about how great I am, we definitely need to hang out more cuz you dont know me.
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